Yet another constraint!!
In France, all properties put on the market either for rent or for sale must have a diagnostic assessment of its energy consumption performed by a designated professional, but as of January 1, 2011 this assessment must be included in any and all real estate advertising. Why?
Since July 2007, it had already been mandatory for the owner of real estate properties to provide the buyer (in the case of a sale) or the tenant (in the case of a rental) the DPE (Diagnostic Performance Energetique), a diagnostic that most people don’t know how to read or don’t give a hoot about. When you are desperately looking for a place to live – especially in a city – all you care about is the location, the size and the monthly rent!

The redundancy of this new obligation is therefore perceived as a new strain. For the owner, the cost of the diagnostic (about 450 € for 100 square meters) adds up to the seven diagnostics created since 1997 (legal square footage, termites, asbestos, lead, risk appraisal for natural catastrophes, gas and electricity installation), but the cost of the ad’s additional lines is absurd and unfair, for – would you believe? – the legislator has devised the size of the notice! For a print ad, « the title ‘class energy’ must be in capitals and its font size must be at least equal to that of other words ». Placed in a real estate agency, the ad « must be in color and occupy at least 5% of the total advertisement ». Appearing on internet « the size must be 180 pixels x 180 pixels ».
While trying to make sense out of these dictatorship-like instructions, time and money are being wasted. What’s more, most proprietors don’t know who to go to for this DPE, as they constantly hear that many crooks have opened shop since the flood of diagnostic requirements. Where to go, whom to trust, especially when, as thousands of owners, you are over eighty years old and an easy target?
As far as the real estate agencies are concerned, this new obligation is equally costly. After accommodating the computer programming to include this new information, it is now necessary to call each and every owner who, so far, have been satisfied with waiting until a buyer or tenant made a serious offer for their property before getting involved in this headache-inducing task. A thousand calls will be necessary in order to bring the agencies’ listings up to par. These calls will be lengthened by the questions of uninformed proprietors asking equally uninformed agents to explain to them how exactly one obtains the greenhouse emissions en KgCO2/m2/year?
While everyone is trying to make do with this incongruous way of getting people involved in the Grenelle environment act, no one is actually working on or investing in the problem! Moreover, all tax rebates on environmental renovations have been eliminated this year. And, of course, while fighting to survive the red tape and the numerous inspectors who won’t miss this new occasion to verbalize and penalize, people are not creating riches. Ordering the citizens to pay for diagnostics, expanded ads, VAT at 19.6%, and other miscellaneous charges, is not what’s going to keep France afloat.
« God forbid that French people are left to work in peace! » I tell myself while drinking a beer on one of the well-heated outdoor sidewalk cafés on the Champs Elysées, and calculating, for the third time, the contribution of these gas parasol-like heaters to the environment: 20 terrasses x average surface x number of apparels per square meter x KW consumption x average daily use x CO2/KWh = ….?!!!